Come suck on the Elephants teat, and cool off with our Menu!
At our bonhomous table of ten, come dine on a DAMN good,
nonconformist and unpretentious four-course repast while glutting on our sweet freshly-prepared nectars,
in the company of pleasant gentry from all walks of life and milieus.
1) Elephantine Gravlachs Onigiri
2) Liquid Bliss on the Rocks and Spicy Greens
3) Rabid lamb on goodies
4) Matcha Meringue fluffer on what what!
Drinks: Various Infused Sakes
There is a strongly encouraged $20 donation for alcoholic libations per person (If you are drinking)
Dress in a presentable manner
No Kids – they scream; this is an adult venue, not for the faint of heart
Donation of $60 strongly encouraged (4-course meal, guys…c’mon) and a $20 donation for alcoholic beverages)
No Politics or Hanky-Panky during dinner
Don’t be a square or wear a “I Still Like Ike” shirt.
Have motherfucking fun, if you’re into it. If not, you probably own a “I Still Like Ike” shirt
Once food is off-table, there are no rules. Think Khyber pass or Ibiza circa ‘67
We fill seats by invite only. There are ten spots at our communal table every every Saturday.
RSVP via Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/
or send a confirmation email to elephantspeakeaterie@gmail
Once RSVP's are submitted you will receive a confirmation email from us reserving your seat.
If all seats are filled, you will be given priority seating at the following dinner.
CANCELLATIONS ARE TAKEN VERY SERIOUSLY AND THOSE INDIVIDUALS OR GROUPS DOING SO WILL BE BARRED FROM ATTENDING FUTURE DINNERS!
Menu's change Bi-weekly.
Be sure to let us know of any food allergies at least a day in advance of the dinner
Served: Saturday July 4th, 2012
Arrival: 8 pm SHARP!
Seating: 8:30 pm SHARPER!
Festivities End: 2 am, no later
(well maybe later, depends how cute you are or how hard you plead)