FIRST OF MANY DINNERS IN 2012
At our bonhomous table of ten, come dine on a DAMN good,
nonconformist and unpretentious five-course repast while glutting on our sweet freshly-prepared nectars,
in the company of pleasant gentry from all walks of life and milieus.
1. Battered Wifey Shiners with Baby's Got Sauce
2. Wilted Sickly Greens with Elephantine Dressing
3. Too Hot to Handle, Too Cold to Hold Beef Matambre on Goodies
4. Grilled Avocado with Harissa and Blackened Mango
5. Lou'ville Matcha Bread Pudding with Love Sauce
There is a strongly encouraged $10 donation for alcoholic libations per person (If you are drinking)
Dress in a presentable manner
No Kids – they scream; this is an adult venue, not for the faint of heart
Donation of $60 strongly encouraged (5-course meal, guys…c’mon) and a 10 donation for alcoholic libations
No Politics or Hanky-Panky during dinner
Don’t be a square or wear a “I Still Like Ike” shirt.
Have motherfucking fun, if you’re into it. If not, you probably own a “I Still Like Ike” shirt
Once food is off-table, there are no rules. Think Khyber pass or Ibiza circa ‘67
We fill seats by invite only. There are ten spots at our communal table every every Saturday.
RSVP via Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/ElephantSpeakeaterie
or send a confirmation email to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Once RSVP's are submitted you will receive a confirmation email from us reserving your seat.
If all seats are filled, you will be given priority seating at the following dinner.
Menu's change Bi-weekly.
Be sure to let us know of any food allergies at least a day in advance of the dinner
Served: Saturday June 30, 2012
Arrival: 8 pm SHARP!
Seating: 8:30 pm SHARPER!
Festivities End: 2 am, no later
(well maybe later, depends how cute you are or how hard you plead)